Parody — Robert De Niro’s Robert Mueller Interrogates Ben Stiller’s Michael Cohen

“Now you listen to me, you little weasel. I don’t know what rights you think you have. You broke the law. And now we’re going to catch all of you little fockers, you got that?”

Robert De Niro’s Robert Mueller To Ben Stiller’s Michael Cohen

In this parody, Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller play Special Counsel Robert Mueller interrogating Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen. The result is hilarious. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter: @Intel_Today

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According to a report by the Defense Department’s inspector general, former CIA Director Leon Panetta had ‘stardust in his eyes’ over the prospect of a Hollywood version of the search for Bin Laden. The CIA chief hoped that Al Pacino would play him in the movie.

That did not happen. But this week, De Niro played Special Counsel Robert Mueller on the ‘Saturday Night Live’ show.

18 years after they starred together in Meet the Parents, Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro are reunited for the first time in this parody of “RussiaGate”. Any resemblance to reality is — of course —  pure coincidence.

“Can you believe what they’re doing to poor Mr. Trump?” Stiller’s Cohen asked Jeff Sessions and Mike Pence when he entered the scene. “It’s a disgrace! This whole raid was a complete violation of attorney/criminal privilege.”

“You know how much evidence I have in my office? I’m Donald Trump’s lawyer! I’ve got a whole hard drive that’s just labelled ‘yikes.’”

Asked what Trump’s code name is, Mueller replied, “Well, it used to be ‘Putin’s Little Bitch,’ now it’s ‘Stormy’s Little Bitch.’” He also revealed that Cohen’s code name is “Dead Man Walking.” [Matt Wilstein]

PS — According to a report posted on Friday (April 13 2018), Robert Mueller has evidence that Michael Cohen traveled to Prague in 2016, refuting his claim that he never visited the Czech capital.

Christopher Steele made the claim in his intelligence dossier. On January 9  2018, Michael Cohen sued Buzzfeed for defamation over allegations about him in the dossier, which Buzzfeed had published. OOPS…

“No matter how many times or ways they write it, I have never been to Prague. I was in LA with my son,” Cohen tweeted yesterday.

Trump’s former press secretary Sean Spicer had addressed the issue:

“Michael Cohen, who was said to have visited Prague in August and September [2016], did not leave or enter the United States during this time.

We asked him to produce his passport to confirm his whereabouts on the dates in question and there is no doubt that he was not in Prague. In fact, Mr Cohen has never been in Prague.”

Saturday Night Live

REFERENCES

Mueller has evidence Michael Cohen traveled to Prague, report claims — Guardian

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Parody — Robert De Niro’s Robert Mueller Interrogates Ben Stiller’s Michael Cohen

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