Category Archives: Parody

Cholo Pompeo Gangsta Rap: “We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal.”

“What’s the cadet motto at West Point? You will not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those who do. I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole. It’s – it was like – we had entire training … Continue reading

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RussiaGate — Vlad Putin : “Who The Hell Was I Working With Then?” [Parody]

‘Who the hell was I working with then?’ Russian President Vladimir Putin (April 1 2019) April 14 2019 — Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller’s independent probe has confirmed what Intel Today told you since day one: Russia Gate was a hoax … Continue reading

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Lockerbie — Theresa May Blames Vladimir Putin for Lockerbie

“The role of the Stasi in exporting terrorism to the West has come under renewed scrutiny after Scottish prosecutors demanded access to members of the former East German spy agency suspected of helping the Lockerbie bombers.” The Times (March 23 … Continue reading

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Schröd¿ngcat : “Sylvester Stallone is a Russian Spy”

“This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Duncan Fyfe — The Strange Reason Nearly Every Film Ends by Saying It’s Fiction. (You Guessed It: Rasputin!) Warning: This … Continue reading

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Parody — Jared Kushner Joins Saudi Royal Family

“They assured me they will conduct a complete, thorough investigation of all of the facts surrounding Mr. Khashoggi and will do so in a timely fashion. And that his report itself will be transparent.I told President Trump this morning that … Continue reading

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HUMOR — “Vodka Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred” [UPDATE]

“Do I look like I give a damn?” James Bond —  Casino Royale (2006) “Shaken, not stirred” is a catchphrase of Ian Fleming’s fictional British Secret Service agent James Bond and describes his preference for the preparation of his martini … Continue reading

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“Vodka Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred” [Humor]

“Do I look like I give a damn?” James Bond —  Casino Royale (2006) “Shaken, not stirred” is a catchphrase of Ian Fleming’s fictional British Secret Service agent James Bond and describes his preference for the preparation of his martini … Continue reading

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Parody — NSA : “Every Post You Make”

“The way things are supposed to work is that we’re supposed to know virtually everything about what they [the government] do: that’s why they’re called public servants. They’re supposed to know virtually nothing about what we do: that’s why we’re … Continue reading

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Parody –“Party In The CIA” by “Weird Al” Yankovic

“Yeah, we’ve got our black ops all over the world, from Kazakhstan to Bombay; (…) Need a country destabilized? Look no further, we’re your guys!”  “Weird Al” Yankovic –“Party In The CIA” “Party in the CIA” is the seventh track … Continue reading

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White House — A Message in the Snow [Humor]

“The principle of individuality, also known as the principle of uniqueness, forms the basis for handwriting analysis. That is, no two writers share the same combination of handwriting characteristics given sufficient quantity and quality of writing to compare.” Diana Harrison … Continue reading

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