Category Archives: Parody

Cholo Pompeo Gangsta Rap: “We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal.” [UPDATE : Did I forget to mention VAULT-7?]

“What’s the cadet motto at West Point? You will not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those who do. I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole. It’s – it was like – we had entire training … Continue reading

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World Cocktail Day 2020 — “Vodka Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred”

“There is strong and consistent evidence that James Bond has a chronic alcohol consumption problem at the ‘severe’ end of the spectrum. He should seek professional help and try to find other strategies for managing occupational stress.” Medical Journal of … Continue reading

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FBI — Do you have what it takes to be an Intelligence Analyst? [Parody] // UPDATE

“Even though most of their work is behind the scenes, FBI intelligence analysts serve our country on the frontlines. If you want to protect the public and uphold the Constitution, join us as an intelligence analyst. Apply now through May … Continue reading

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FBI — Do you have what it takes to be an Intelligence Analyst? [Parody]

“Even though most of their work is behind the scenes, FBI intelligence analysts serve our country on the frontlines. If you want to protect the public and uphold the Constitution, join us as an intelligence analyst. Apply now through May … Continue reading

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HUMOUR — “Vodka Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred” [2019]

“There is strong and consistent evidence that James Bond has a chronic alcohol consumption problem at the ‘severe’ end of the spectrum. He should seek professional help and try to find other strategies for managing occupational stress.” Medical Journal of … Continue reading

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Parody –“Party In The CIA” by Weird Al Yankovic [2019]

“Yeah, we’ve got our black ops all over the world, from Kazakhstan to Bombay; (…) Need a country destabilized? Look no further, we’re your guys!”  “Weird Al” Yankovic –“Party In The CIA” June 16 2019 — Thank God, It’s [Parody] … Continue reading

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“The Hunt for Red October: The Untold Story” [CIA Satire]

For me, “The Hunt for Red October: The Untold Story” also served as a sort of barometer for my own acculturation process. During my first week of work in May of 2007, at least five people eagerly sent me the … Continue reading

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Cholo Pompeo Gangsta Rap: “We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal.”

“What’s the cadet motto at West Point? You will not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those who do. I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole. It’s – it was like – we had entire training … Continue reading

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RussiaGate — Vlad Putin : “Who The Hell Was I Working With Then?” [Parody]

‘Who the hell was I working with then?’ Russian President Vladimir Putin (April 1 2019) April 14 2019 — Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller’s independent probe has confirmed what Intel Today told you since day one: Russia Gate was a hoax … Continue reading

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Lockerbie — Theresa May Blames Vladimir Putin for Lockerbie

“The role of the Stasi in exporting terrorism to the West has come under renewed scrutiny after Scottish prosecutors demanded access to members of the former East German spy agency suspected of helping the Lockerbie bombers.” The Times (March 23 … Continue reading

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